sup bitches i'm acey and i'm writing this from the trash pile babeyyyyyy👽genderqueer lady👽
✨she/they✨
🌈lesbian🌈
💀30💀
♒️☀️ ♑️🌙 ♐️⬆️you may know me from my bizarre tumblr presence/canon url, my fanfiction, or other things i am too lazy to list. i like cartoons, they might be giants, rats, and women. i am Probably Just Amethyst. sometimes i draw also🚨*this carrd is a work in progress forever and always!*🚨

henlo it me

(4LSO H1 TH1S 1S M3)

things i like!

a more complete list of my interests can be found on my listography!📺shows📺
steven universe
the owl house
futurama
gravity falls
inside job
it's always sunny in philadelphia
the simpsons
disenchantment
rick and morty
bojack horseman
firefly
over the garden wall
ok ko
clone high
the powerpuff girls
panty and stocking with garterbelt
rozen maiden
my little pony: friendship is magic🎶music🎶
they might be giants
mono puff
john linnell
danny weinkauf
amanda palmer
jonathan coulton
weird al yankovic
lemon demon
the mountain goats
girl in red
reel big fish
streetlight manifesto
alice glass
thestart
ninja sex party
jack off jill
the dresden dolls
emilie autumn
scarling
five iron frenzy
counting crows
the aquabats
marina
barenaked ladies
ludo
the antlers
los campesinos!
pink floyd
coheed and cambria
panic! at the disco
fall out boy
lana del rey
blink-182
billie eilish
weezer
modest mouse
lady gaga
avril lavigne
so many others but this list is getting too fucking long🎧podcasts🎧
last podcast on the left
cult podcast
love murder
page 7
some place under neith
wonderful!
this might be a podcast
morbid
sawbones
the story must be told
behind the bastards
our true crime podcast
oh no ross and carrie
what a creep
rotten mango
good christian fun
romancing the pod
true crime creepers
i don’t even own a television
true crime campfire
seven deadly sinners
the f plus
my brother my brother and me
wizard and the bruiser💜other things i love💜
homestuck
dinosaur comics
neil gaiman
pokemon
ace attorney
rats (all rodents tbh but especially rats)
dogs (especially poodles and pitbulls—i believe in pibble rights!!)
aminal friends in general really
life in hell
the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
terry pratchett
vlogbrothers
game grumps
jenny nicholson
justin whang
strange aeons
weird internet rabbit holes (aka Worm Time)
true crime
machine of death
language and linguistics
fandom and internet history (and drama lmao)
creepypasta
weird alternative fashion
fanfiction
lost media
monster factory
the mcelroys in general
my immortal (not even as a joke anymore tbh)

shipping wall

i ship Trash and i refuse to stopsteven universe
pearlmethyst (THE OTP)
pearlrose (but as more of a floating garbage barge that is on fire than a ship)
rupphire
jam buds/connverse
pearlsmuth
mystery pearl
volleypearl
jaspis
amedot
amedalia
gregrose
smileyfrowneyhomestuck
flushed
solara (the OTHER otp)
rosemary
cotton candy
damarrim
dersecest
davejade
davekat
roxiope
latuna
les8ifins
pitch
dameenah
vriskaradia
vrisrezi
pale
karkan
solrezi
aratav
meowrailsthe owl house
lumity
camileda
raeda
hootith (i’m sorry except not)futurama
fryleela (the og otp)bonus stage
philrya
junelly
junecassidyace attorney
fradrian
edgewrightmlp
applejackraritygravity falls
soosmelodyquasi-ironic crossover bullshit
staneda (yes i called it)

fics i gone and done

NOTE: i’m working on a more comprehensive fic directory here!pearl, interrupted: yeah, THAT fic. a steven universe humanstuck about mental illness, trauma, grief, and healing. rated explicit for a pretty graphic sex scene, depictions of self-harm and attempted suicide, and a whole lotta f-bombs. (yes, i have allowed pearl to say fuck. you’re welcome)
side fics can be found here!
[COMPLETE; SEQUEL IN PROGRESS]they got lost: aka car lesbians. another su humanstuck, in which amethyst drags pearl on a road trip for Gay Reasons. rated explicit for the inevitability that they will fuck. eventually.
[IN PROGRESS]horrible things acey wrote for her goblin pals: exactly what it says on the tin. currently just meme sonnets, but unfortunately there is worse to come.
[WILL NEVER BE COMPLETE BECAUSE GOD HAS CURSED ME FOR MY HUBRIS AND MY WORK IS NEVER FINISHED]my ao3 pseuds are AceyEnn
for general ficcery, Acey Jane for non-fic writing, and Rat Queen for smut and assorted degeneracy (18+ only!). remember that now.

faq

wait are you really 30?
yes and i'm just as confused as you aremay i follow you?
absolutely! obviously i wouldn’t be thrilled if a bigot or a predator or a bully followed me but like. i also recognize i can’t stop anyone. other than that i don’t care, go right ahead!
…uhhh i mean the dni page on here is totally legit and serious, yeah, we’ll go with that,wait, you wrote pearl, interrupted? that was YOU??
yes and this fact is a burden i must bear every daymay i make podfics/fanart/remixes/etc. of your fanfics?
PLEASE DO!!! just credit me and be sure to show me when you're done!do you have any writing advice?
no because i've accomplished everything by accidentwhy do you hate rose quartz?
it’s not that i hate rose (because i don’t—she’s a brilliantly written character!), it’s that i think she was a terrible girlfriend and a complicated person who had good intentions but could never truly live up to the ideals she championed. canon supports this and your assertions that she and pearl had a wholesome uwu relationship are rooted entirely in season 1. you can like a character and acknowledge they are deeply flawed ffsbut rose would never do that uwu
honestly she probably would thowho did you kill to get your tumblr url?
uh horuss and meenah obviously?? smhlesbian, what is your wisdom?
listen to they might be giantswho’s there may be giants?
don’t don’t don’t let’s get me started on this one

DONUT FROLLO IF:

❌ you support ANY of the following problematic ships: titanic, britannic, lusitania, the ss anne, ever given, boaty mcboatface
❌ your friends don’t dance (‘cause if your friends don’t dance they ain’t no friends of mine 😤)
❌ ur a fukin prep who flams my sotry!!!!!!!!111
❌ you don’t paint with all the colors of the wind
❌ you support fallout culture (radiation poisoning is EXTREMELY PROBLEMATIC)
❌ you’re hydrophobic, this is a rabies-free safe space
❌ you don’t view neopets as valid pets
❌ you’re kin with cain’s clan (sorry but grendel is canceled)
❌ you support binary. 2 is a valid number and if you disagree fuck you
❌ you don’t believe in love at first sight AND you won’t let me walk by again
❌ you don’t believe in life after love
❌ you use your identity as a nigerian prince to scam people
❌ you’re me (i’ve tried to follow myself and it doesn’t work)
❌ you’re literal pond scum. pond scum can’t even type
❌ you associate with acey jane in ANY way(this is a joke, just don’t be a dick or a creep and i’ll be chill with you tbh)